7.15am: Shovel remaining coleslaw into tub to take for lunch.
7.45am: Leave house without tub.
8.45am: Eat cold porridge oats in kitchen whilst internally berating myself for being such a retard.
1pm: Go to kitchen to have porridge oats for lunch (could have bought something else, but decided my retardedness deserved to be punished).
1.04pm: Sara (aka The Spanish Angel) puts a firm stop to porridge lunch, and provides rivitas, parma ham, cherry tomatoes and cheddar.
2pm: Colin offers round chocolate tea cake things. Today's menu is not so bad after all!
7pm: Watch friend and boyfriend munch quiche lorraine, new potatoes with mint, and fresh herb salad, whilst I eat four value fish fingers and the tub of (now extremely soggy) coleslaw that was intended for lunch.
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